Mark your calendars folks! We’re bringing back dollar scoops of our tasty vegan ice cream again for one day only, July 29th from 9am-3pm. We’ll be treated to a special performance from Olivia Frances around noon too. Total insanity!!! Max. 3 scoops per customer.
What a wonderful surge of support and excitement that has surrounded our billboard on West High St!
This is what makes Somersworth such a vibrant and expressive community – we couldn’t imagine being anywhere else.
A lot of folks have asked if they can use the image as their Facebook Cover photo – to which we say – “Yes!”
Click here for a link to a Facebook formatted version.
Just make sure to pass on the link to this page so others can use – and spread your love of Teatotaller!
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Oink-oink! All July, we’re heading to the farm.
Every Saturday at Teatotaller is dress up day – and this month, join us wearing your farming threads and get a special treat!
You’ve seen them at our variety show, all your neighbors love their new EP, and now – finally – Concord’s Sensitive Men will treat Somersworth to a full evening of fuzzy feelings and warm tea leaves. FREE and all ages.
Worcester based singer-songwriter Olivia Frances will be gracing us with a lovely mid-afternoon performance, just weeks ahead of her headlining performance at the Cocheco Valley Arts Festival in Dover.
Join us every second Saturday for a variety show of live music, spoken word, comedy, and more! Performances start at 7:30pm. Always ALL AGES, always FREE!
Cursed on Earth, aka Teatotaller’s favorite locals, have been lighting up our Variety Show and Newmarket’s Stone Church on the regular recently. Come out and enjoy an evening of these Somersworthian’s distinctive dark folk music, ‘blackgrass’ if we may, and tasty teas. All ages, $5 admission (advance ticket info forthcoming).
North Berwick family band Hilton Park will bring their unique blend of timeless tales and soulful Blood Harmony™ to the Teatotaller stage for the first time this August! Free and all ages, but bring your donating money!
A regional premiere! Drive Play Sleep is a film about the touring lives of musicians created by Elizabeth Jancewicz and Eric Stevenson. This screening will be followed by a Q&A with the filmmakers!
Teatotaller hosts a monthly class in the craft of pastry and a coffee. Check back as our we’re always adding new classes.
Note, classes are restricted to 5 total, so please book ahead.
Second Saturdays in Somersworth are a hoot! Join us for a hodge podge of local talent!
Teatotaller is teaming up with the Piscataqua Region Estuaries Partnership (Prep) to go guerrilla. We’re dimming the lights, popping the madonna mix-tape in, and layering on plenty of foundation…
We’re serving up a delicious spread of mocktails using Somersworth’s finest local ingredient – the Salmon Falls river..!
Get your fortune told from Tom
Feel like a winner with Drag Bingo
Dance your sober heart out with DJ Sparkles!
Event is ALL AGES
We’ve grown tired of major record labels dominating our audio experience in public spaces.
Why is so much good music going un-heard?
Teatotaller is ready to change that! We’re going Independent!
For the Summer (or really, forever?), Teatotaller is looking for YOUR music to play in OUR spot!
Send us your CDs! Music can be original or covers, but must be all performed and recorded by independent musicians.
If we like what we hear, we’re going to play it regularly in our shop, promote you/your band, and send you some tea!
If you bring in a CD (whether it’s your music, your friend’s, or your grandmas), we’ll give you a 20% discount on your entire bill!
Otherwise, please mail your CD (with any posters/cover art/info about you/chewed gum) to:
69 High St.
*****No mp3s or cassettes – this is a truly late 1990’s undertaking*****
For more info, click here!
Get your bass to to Teatotaller today for a special Memorial Day Weekend Treat with the Somersworth High School Jazz Ensemble!
Join us for a youth story time that’s all about inclusion and acceptance.
Dress up with us and get a special treat!
Pocket Vinyl is a duo from New London, CT consisting of a one man piano slammer and an on stage painter, who creates a beautiful and unique work of art at every show. The painting is then auctioned off to the highest bidder at the end of the night. Every painting and show is one of a kind!
If you’d like to see Pocket Vinyl as puppets, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0VTkNWXzoM
If you’d like to see some stop motion art, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJZ-yBWbedE
If you’d like to see choreographed dancing, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQL1A8dcKKI
Or you can see a whole bunch more stuff at www.pocketvinyl.com
I hope you can make it out, and if you have a friend or two who is interested, please invite them along too. See you then!
Ring in the official start of the Summer Season with our all-day vegan Ice Cream (nIceCream!) party!
We’ll be serving up $1 scoops of delicious dairy-free goodness all day long..!
Enjoy delicious coffee and decadent desserts in one of the area’s coolest spaces (oh, that’s us!)
All Ages / Free
$5 suggested donation
Sensitive Men feat. Pat Gale,
TI – DOUB and more!!
9pm – 1am
Doors Open at 8pm
Great music, great tea. Bring a buddy who enjoys tea or music. Bring some cash for the hat.
Boston powerpop with new EP: DOG THOUGHTS
NH punk pirate Jonee Earthquake will appear with the band on pedal steel!
Jake McKelvie & the Countertops: https://www.facebook.com/JacobCMcKelvie/?fref=ts
Wordy indie-rock for the wary soul
Greed Island: https://www.facebook.com/GreedIslandmusic/?fref=ts
Freaky rock & roll fresh out of Dover
Join us for the final night in the series hosted by First Parish Church, and Open and Affirming church.
Forum is free, casual, and all members of the community to talk about issues related to gender identity, sexuality, and faith.
See our coverage in Fosters:
Golly gee! We’re the official drink sponsor of Portsmouth Pride!
Spill the (Bubble) tea with us!
Join us as we participate in the second annual global en masse dance celebration to Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights. Grab you red dress, stockings, belt, and come on down to Teatotaller for treats and an impromptu tribute to Kate Bush’s legendary video. More details to come, but you might as well start practicing now: Click for original dance/video
Click for last year’s performance
The band is back together!
Join us on our birthday for a rocking good time! Local hearthrobs, The Green Bullets, are releasing a new CD. Be the first to hear their jams and pick up a copy after the show!
Every Second Saturday!
Join us for a variety show of live music, spoken word, comedy, and more!
Show is FREE and ALL AGES
Doors open at 7pm
Neoteric Dance Collaborative (NEO) and Teatotaller Tea House are at it again for Season Three of our Caffeine + Choreography series! Location: 3S Artspace, 319 Vaughan St, Portsmouth, NH. Get tickets at www.3sarts.org. More info on Facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/1115901331793761/
Mothers Day Afternoon Tea!
Because the best way to thank your mother for life is cucumber sandwiches, scones, and decadent pastries.
Make this Mothers Day one to Retweet!
10am – 4pm
$42 per setting
Live Piano Music by:
RESERVE YOUR TABLE in person or:
email: email@example.com or jingle: 603 841 2545
Can you believe it? We’ve made it a whole year in our new home!
Come celebrate with us!
Open 9am – 5pm