69 High St., Somersworth NH Weekdays: 7:30am-5pm | Weekends: 9am-3pm | Closed Tuesdays 603-841-2545

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Upcoming Events and Programs

Dec
31
Teatotaller event: New Years Eve All Ages Party
8pm.

Spend the night with us as we showcase some of the area’s most passionate musicians for a multi-genre event!

Enjoy delicious coffee and decadent desserts in one of the area’s coolest spaces (oh, that’s us!)

All Ages / Free
$5 suggested donation

Acts Including:
Wise Monday,
Mammoth Steepe,
Robert Samuel,
Sensitive Men feat. Pat Gale,
Sean Morse,
Joey Painter,
TI – DOUB and more!!

9pm – 1am

Doors Open at 8pm

Sep
29
Teatotaller event: GUERRILLA GAY CAFE: Thirsty Thursday Takeover!
7pm.

Teatotaller is teaming up with the Piscataqua Region Estuaries Partnership (Prep) to go guerrilla. We’re dimming the lights, popping the madonna mix-tape in, and layering on plenty of foundation…

We’re serving up a delicious spread of mocktails using Somersworth’s finest local ingredient – the Salmon Falls river..!

Get your fortune told from Tom

Feel like a winner with Drag Bingo

Dance your sober heart out with DJ Sparkles!

Event is ALL AGES

Jul
01
Teatotaller event: BRING US YO JAMS: Independent Music CD Drive

We’ve grown tired of major record labels dominating our audio experience in public spaces.

Why is so much good music going un-heard?

Teatotaller is ready to change that! We’re going Independent!

For the Summer (or really, forever?), Teatotaller is looking for YOUR music to play in OUR spot!

Send us your CDs! Music can be original or covers, but must be all performed and recorded by independent musicians.

If we like what we hear, we’re going to play it regularly in our shop, promote you/your band, and send you some tea!

If you bring in a CD (whether it’s your music, your friend’s, or your grandmas), we’ll give you a 20% discount on your entire bill!

Otherwise, please mail your CD (with any posters/cover art/info about you/chewed gum) to:

Teatotaller
69 High St.
Somersworth NH

 

*****No mp3s or cassettes – this is a truly late 1990’s undertaking*****

For more info, click here!

May
29

Somo Jazz Ensemble

1pm.

Get your bass to to Teatotaller today for a special Memorial Day Weekend Treat with the Somersworth High School Jazz Ensemble!

May
29
Teatotaller event: Memorial Day [n]Ice Cream Party!
9am.

Ring in the official start of the Summer Season with our all-day vegan Ice Cream (nIceCream!) party!

We’ll be serving up $1 scoops of delicious dairy-free goodness all day long..!

May
13

OPEN MIND Story Time

10am.

Join us for a youth story time that’s all about inclusion and acceptance.

Oct
29

Teatotaller Tricks and Treats!

9am.

Dress up with us and get a special treat!

Jul
08
Teatotaller event: Bellwire // Jake McKelvie & Tops // Greed Island
6PM.

Great music, great tea. Bring a buddy who enjoys tea or music. Bring some cash for the hat.

Featuring:
Bellwire: https://www.facebook.com/bellwire/?fref=ts
Boston powerpop with new EP: DOG THOUGHTS
NH punk pirate Jonee Earthquake will appear with the band on pedal steel!

Jake McKelvie & the Countertops: https://www.facebook.com/JacobCMcKelvie/?fref=ts
Wordy indie-rock for the wary soul

Greed Island: https://www.facebook.com/GreedIslandmusic/?fref=ts
Freaky rock & roll fresh out of Dover

ALL AGES

Apr
11
Teatotaller event: Industry Day / Night

Industry Day / Night

8:00 am - 7:00 pm.

Join us on Monday April 11th for Industry Day / Night. Free drinks all day! All food 50% off!

Apr
14
5pm.

Join us for the final night in the series hosted by First Parish Church, and Open and Affirming church.

Forum is free, casual, and all members of the community to talk about issues related to gender identity, sexuality, and faith.

See our coverage in Fosters:
http://www.fosters.com/news/20170210/residents-discuss-how-to-understand-each-other

Nov
04
7pm.

Pocket Vinyl is a duo from New London, CT consisting of a one man piano slammer and an on stage painter, who creates a beautiful and unique work of art at every show. The painting is then auctioned off to the highest bidder at the end of the night. Every painting and show is one of a kind!

If you’d like to see Pocket Vinyl as puppets, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0VTkNWXzoM

If you’d like to see some stop motion art, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJZ-yBWbedE

If you’d like to see choreographed dancing, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQL1A8dcKKI

Or you can see a whole bunch more stuff at www.pocketvinyl.com

I hope you can make it out, and if you have a friend or two who is interested, please invite them along too. See you then!

Jun
10
Teatotaller event: Pat Gale’s Variety Hour
7pm.

Every Second Saturday!

Join us for a variety show of live music, spoken word, comedy, and more!

Show is FREE and ALL AGES

Doors open at 7pm

Apr
16
Teatotaller event: Grand Re-Opening!

Grand Re-Opening!

All day.

Join us all weekend as we celebrate the 2nd coming of Somersworth’s Teatotaller!

Apr
15
9am.

Can you believe it? We’ve made it a whole year in our new home!

Come celebrate with us!

Open 9am – 5pm

Raffles
Specials
Live Music
Shenanigans

Nov
12
7pm.

Second Saturdays in Somersworth are a hoot! Join us for a hodge podge of local talent!

Jul
16
Teatotaller event: Too Hot, Too Greedy- Kate Bush Wuthering Heights Flash Mob Day
10AM.

We’re teaming up with Neoteric Dance Collaborative and bringing the international celebration to New Hampshire!

Grab you red dress, stockings, belt, and long gangly fingers and join us for the summers best performance/flash mob!

More details to come, but you might as well start practicing now:

May
14
Teatotaller event: Treat Yo Momma
10am.

Mothers Day Afternoon Tea!

Because the best way to thank your mother for life is cucumber sandwiches, scones, and decadent pastries.  

Make this Mothers Day one to Retweet!

10am – 4pm

$42 per setting

Live Piano Music by:
Dean Scott

RESERVE YOUR TABLE in person or:
email: somo@teatotallerteahouse.com or jingle: 603 841 2545

Apr
01
Teatotaller event: Caffeine + Choreography
2:00 pm.

Neoteric Dance Collaborative (NEO) and Teatotaller Tea House are at it again for Season Three of our Caffeine + Choreography series! Location: 3S Artspace, 319 Vaughan St, Portsmouth, NH. Get tickets at www.3sarts.org. More info on Facebook event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/1115901331793761/

Apr
15
Teatotaller event: Green Bullets CD Release Party
Doors at 7PM.

The band is back together!

Join us on our birthday for a rocking good time! Local hearthrobs, The Green Bullets, are releasing a new CD. Be the first to hear their jams and pick up a copy after the show!

FREE

ALL AGES

Feb
11
Teatotaller event: Pat Gale’s Variety Hour: Valentines Day Special!
7pm.

Every Second Saturday!

Join us for a variety show of live music, spoken word, comedy, and more!

Show is FREE and ALL AGES

Doors open at 7pm